I think it’s dumb when guys tell you they are gonna text you the next day and they don’t. Don’t say you are gonna do something if you’re not. we actually look forward to it…


i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(Source: yorkcarolina, via guy)



look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

(Source: bleu, via sahara-in-the-desert)

(Source: amypoehler, via gnarly)


but dad nobody saw me in this outfit so I can wear it again


Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

(via sahara-in-the-desert)



Deep deep down, I reckon John has quite a lot of potential

Making Stan Lee seem like a good actor since 2014.


so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

(via harrystyli)


Happy birthday wishes from Dutch, Belgian and some other nationality nerdfighters!

(via effyeahnerdfighters)

I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via dwyerpratt)